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MSNBC is on and they're doing one of their specials you've probably heard of: "To Catch a Predator". It's common knowledge that evil exists, it's everywhere, and no one can protect their children all the time. But this program struck a chord in me. The part that got me was when a 45 year old man rolled up with the standard child molester uniform: unbuttoned sleeveless shirt with condom in front pocket, cowboy hat, and a bevy of Pabst Blue Ribbon*. Then, from off screen and out of view of the "perp", a fourteen year old actress asks if he remembered to bring the condoms and beer.
Shortly after this I turned the tv off, shook my head, looked at my wife, and informed her that we're having a boy.
*To the good people down at Pabst Blue Ribbon. It is NOT your fault that PBR became the offical beer of pervs everywhere. Don't blame yourselves. Blame the pervs. I know I would.
