Monday, September 28, 2009

The Wife.

     Just to mix it up a bit, here is my wife Catie to tell what's going on in her mind right now...

     I have to ask myself why I am writing this.  At the beginning of my pregnancy, Nathan asked me to help blog my thoughts, feelings, bodily changes, etc.  I told him no because I didn't have the time, motivation, or inclination to share with the world what is going on with my crazy hormones, thoughts, dreams, or bodily oddities. And I must say that he has done a wonderful job painting me in a very flattering light, and tactfully discussing issues that are going on in our lives related to this pregnancy.   Which brings me back to why I am writing this post for him.  I am not tactful in my descriptions of what is going on with me.  I am not graceful in my complaining of weird people touching me or my symptoms.  Plus, when Nathan asks me what he should write about, my usual response is something elequant like "I dunno." or "Don't make me think right now, I am tired."   Which begs the question, "What goes on in the mind of a 7 1/2 month pregnant woman?"  Well, let me tell you.  It is one of two thoughts, either: "AAAHHHHHAAAHHHHHHH! I am so not ready for this!  Nobody asked me! I dont wanna! "  and "Blah."  That last one is usually accompanied by a vacant expression. It happens a lot.  That being said, asking  me about my mental state is really an unfair question.  I have everything and nothing on my mind.  So take anything I say during my pregnancy with a HUGE grain of salt.  I am not in my right mind...