The Genes.

     We're sitting around, eating dinner, and watching friends. It's the one where Ross's exwife announces she's getting married to her partner. Ross is unsure how to deal with this and mild hilarity ensues. This was when my wife looked at me and asked, "How mad would you be if you found out I was only with you so I could have a child?"
     I said, "There's no way. It's not like you'd be with me for the gene pool! My dad has Parkinson's, there's Alzheimer's, and heart problems...no way would you have picked me!"
     ...Long pause...Then Catie asks:
"Do you want to finish the rest of my salad?"
     Thanks for thinking about me, Honey...