Why should I baby proof my house? If you ask me, that's going directly against Darwinism, and that's the same as going against nature. So what if the little one drinks a little floor cleaner, inhales a bit of Ajax, rubs a some bleach in the eye. That's just God weeding out the weak. And sticking those plastic covers in the wall socket? Well, how do you suppose Franklin first fell in love with electricity...uncovered wall socket! That's how! Why would I deprive my child of that experience? I'm sorry, but I want to be a good parent! And while we're on the subject, what's so terrible about lead based paint? That stuff lasts forever!
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