The Meconium.

     Meconium is gross. I'm not even going to try and find a good picture for it. There are only two types of meconium I know of. There are probably other types, but I don't want to know about them because the two types I do know of make me want to throw up.
     The first type is the goo that comes out of an adult butterfly after it emerges from its chrysalus. The other type of meconium is the goo that comes out of a baby's backside. The very first poo your kid has is going to be black, awful, and awful. Just thought you should know.