The Booger.

     Boogers are cool. They really are. They keep impurities from getting to your lungs, which over time would actually kill you through slow drowning. Boogers: Mother nature's gross little life savers. Boogers are also the bane of parent's existence.
     Now, we've all seen it; the driver next to us picking away, awash in assumed obliviousness, not realizing hundred of drivers are watching them dine on what can only be described as a self-packed lunch. Regardless, it happens. Those Those green mucus corn flakes that are too low to be snorted and a just a bit too high to be blown out. The only reasonable option is the pick! So why do parents freak out when their kids go mining for nose gold? Let it go...social constructs will eventually make them embarrassed enough to only do it in the car while commuting.